So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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