i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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