After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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