belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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