She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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