plz talk dirty to me
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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