hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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