That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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