I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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