I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I forgot wine drunk hurts
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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