Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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