dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
he thought i was a dude.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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