I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
her vagine was all disorganized.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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