Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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