So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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