I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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