Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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