I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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