I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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