How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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