Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Enjoy the penises
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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