i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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