This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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