How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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