K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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