I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
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And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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