Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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