What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
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I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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