if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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