normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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