We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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