? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night