I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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