Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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