I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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