I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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