Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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