D3 body, D1 cock
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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