he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
My breasts were aching with rage.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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