Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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