He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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