Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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