if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
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Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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