Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
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