hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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