He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
Randomize
