Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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