you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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