I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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