My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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