All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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