Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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