I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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