Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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