you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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